- First coat of plane de-icer looks like pink ooze from Ghostbusters 2.
- Second coat of de-icer looks like green slime from the original
- Man across the isle from us orders two beers...at 10 am.
- Kings of Convenience "Mrs. Cold" playing over the airplane radio
while we are settling in.
- Woman next to us is tweezing her nose hairs and wiping them on her
lime green fleece.
- I imagine that this is what the landscape of Antarctica might look like: